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<i>Test, test...</i>

2
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<i>Yes.</i>

3
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<i>This morning it seemed like summer.
The air tingled my skin...</i>

4
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<i>... and the beach was still empty.</i>

5
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<i>That makes me happy to live
in a hotel near the seaside...</i>

6
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<i>... with our own beach pavilion.</i>

7
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<i>It was a perfect morning to get up early
and get in some practice.</i>

8
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<i>It was a day to become a champion.
To fall in love...</i>

9
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<i>... to airbrush your name on the moon.</i>

10
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<i>A day for big plans.</i>

11
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Dad?

12
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<i>My dad was working on changing
the name of our hotel.</i>

13
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<i>He already wanted to do this right after
mom died, but it never happened until now.</i>

14
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Time to go, dad.

15
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Just a minute. Five more letters.

16
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Briek.

17
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Briek, are you coming.
The game starts any minute.

18
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Briek, you hear me?

19
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<i>But Briek, my middle sister,
didn't feel like having summer.</i>

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Pel.

21
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<i>And Pel, the youngest...</i>

22
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Kos is going to be champion today.

23
00:03:43,042 --> 00:03:44,958
<i>... preferred to stay with mom.</i>

24
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Mom says you're going to score
ten goals today.

25
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Three. But are you coming?

26
00:03:51,292 --> 00:03:53,500
Briek is gloomy
and Libbie has to study.

27
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I'm gloomy too
and I have to study as well.

28
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OK, then we'll go by ourselves.

29
00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,042
Hey, Walput.

30
00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:09,833
<i>Then it was as if the day started for real.
People arrived from all sides.</i>

31
00:04:11,792 --> 00:04:15,083
I have to talk to you. Now.
- Do you have a hiking map?

32
00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:18,542
<i>A couple of lezzies who wanted
to know the way.</i>

33
00:04:18,750 --> 00:04:20,917
<i>And Walput with his daughter.</i>

34
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As soon as I have it, he'll get it.
- It's elder abuse.

35
00:04:28,542 --> 00:04:30,042
And besides...

36
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Dad.

37
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Gas is getting more
and more expensive.

38
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Yes, and?

39
00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,917
So is cat food.
- Exactly.

40
00:04:42,125 --> 00:04:46,042
Listen Walput, every table
has been reserved for tonight.

41
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Tonight you'll get your money. Cash.
Hi, Felix.

42
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If you don't pay him,
I'll keep him home tomorrow.

43
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I completely understand.

44
00:04:54,917 --> 00:04:57,167
<i>If your head is spinning...</i>

45
00:04:57,375 --> 00:05:00,417
<i>... it might be good to know
that Walput is our cook...</i>

46
00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:04,417
<i>... and Felix is a guy who's at the bar from
early in the morning till late at night.</i>

47
00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:08,000
<i>And no one knows why.
- I hope your hands are clean.</i>

48
00:05:11,292 --> 00:05:15,375
<i>Not even Libbie, my oldest sister,
who knows everything.</i>

49
00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:29,375
Dad?

50
00:05:29,583 --> 00:05:31,333
Yeah, let's go.

51
00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:35,333
Libbie has to study, Briek is gloomy
and Pel has to study and is gloomy too.

52
00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:37,042
Girls.

53
00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:40,250
<i>Sisters are useless,
but never mind.</i>

54
00:05:41,042 --> 00:05:43,750
<i>They have each other
and I have my dad.</i>

55
00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:53,542
<i>Make my day,
everything's OK</i>

56
00:05:54,417 --> 00:05:56,875
<i>but don't step on my heart</i>

57
00:05:57,750 --> 00:06:01,708
<i>Look up and it says
in big letters in the sky</i>

58
00:06:02,042 --> 00:06:05,292
<i>Life is too good to fritter away</i>

59
00:06:05,583 --> 00:06:07,625
Hotel the Bigel...

60
00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:09,250
Hotel the Big L.

61
00:06:09,458 --> 00:06:11,875
It rhymes and you can let
your fantasy run wild.

62
00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:13,583
Men.

63
00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:16,500
Hotel the Big Lout.

64
00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:19,000
Lazybones.
- Lamebrain.

65
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Lust.
- Lemon.

66
00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:22,500
Leopard.

67
00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:26,958
Hotel A Big Leopard.
That's not Dutch.

68
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Come on, guys.

69
00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:40,458
Come on.

70
00:06:40,708 --> 00:06:43,375
Kos, go and get that ball.
- Come on. Here.

71
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Go and get it.

72
00:06:45,583 --> 00:06:46,542
Come on.

73
00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:49,917
Be the first one!

74
00:06:50,458 --> 00:06:52,750
There's an Ajax scout.

75
00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:54,208
Where?

76
00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,708
Play to Kos. To Kos...

77
00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:05,375
Smoking is very unhealthy.

78
00:07:07,042 --> 00:07:10,250
You're the sister of...
- Richard.

79
00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:13,042
Richard is good.

80
00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:15,417
Do you often come
and watch your brother?

81
00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:17,958
No.

82
00:07:19,083 --> 00:07:20,625
To watch Kos.

83
00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:24,042
Well, well.

84
00:07:24,458 --> 00:07:27,042
Rich!
- Come on.

85
00:07:28,042 --> 00:07:29,667
Go, yourself!

86
00:07:35,792 --> 00:07:37,000
Keep going.

87
00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:43,167
Go on.

88
00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:48,292
Referee, penalty.

89
00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:53,458
You can do it, son.

90
00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:13,708
Dad.
Let go of me.

91
00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:15,167
Dad...

92
00:08:16,167 --> 00:08:17,292
Dad.

93
00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:35,375
<i>Sometimes I think
that dad is my best friend.</i>

94
00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:38,333
<i>But he's much more than that.</i>

95
00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:41,667
<i>If someone were to fire a rifle at me...</i>

96
00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:44,875
<i>... he'd jump in front of me
to take the bullets.</i>

97
00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:48,375
<i>I'd do the same thing for him.</i>

98
00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:52,333
The doctor will be here in a minute.

99
00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:04,458
It was the sun.
- We'll know more in a few days.

100
00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:07,958
I have a hotel.

101
00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:13,542
You only have one heart, sir.
If it stops...

102
00:09:14,417 --> 00:09:15,792
Tell...

103
00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:21,208
Tell the children I'll be fine. OK?

104
00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:27,792
Did dad die already?

105
00:09:28,708 --> 00:09:30,750
What took you so long?

106
00:09:32,042 --> 00:09:35,250
Know what we just passed?
- Don't talk about mom.

107
00:09:37,625 --> 00:09:39,792
Hey, sweetie.

108
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,542
Hi, sweetheart.

109
00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:49,042
How's it going?
- Fine.

110
00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:51,708
I...

111
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:57,208
...might have to have
an angioplasty.

112
00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,500
Yes, and then everything
will be all right.

113
00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:02,833
We're going to place a stent.

114
00:10:03,042 --> 00:10:06,458
It's a small, metal pipe
that keeps his vein open.

115
00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:08,458
A stent...

116
00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:12,083
...isn't a big event.

117
00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:14,583
Sounds nasty.

118
00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:16,333
Jesus...
- Sounds nasty.

119
00:10:16,542 --> 00:10:20,250
You're quite the poet, dad.
- Oh, Kos... Give me a smile.

120
00:10:22,458 --> 00:10:24,375
They are frightened.

121
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:29,583
Libbie, listen.
Call the insurance company.

122
00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:33,167
This isn't a good time to talk business.
- It's exactly the right time.

123
00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:36,125
They'll send a replacement.

124
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,208
My wallet, Pel.

125
00:10:50,833 --> 00:10:53,208
Don't pay for anything.
- What about the suppliers?

126
00:10:53,417 --> 00:10:54,958
This is for you guys.

127
00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:01,458
Study hard for your exams.

128
00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:04,625
Be nice to one another. OK?

129
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:09,333
Guys, come.
- Bye, daddy.

130
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,500
Bye, dad.

131
00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:26,000
Now you're the man about the house.

132
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:35,625
Everybody dies there.
I'll never go there again.

133
00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:40,917
Mom didn't get out of that place either.
- If dad dies, he can live at mom's.

134
00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:43,667
In my room.
- Ridiculous, letting us wait for two hours.

135
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:47,167
And not a single apology.
Just some drivel about truffle potatoes.

136
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,750
Wait. I'm the replacement.

137
00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:52,292
What's wrong?
- You'll read it online.

138
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,292
Can I help you?

139
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:58,250
The bar and restaurant are closed.
Dirty sheets from previous guests.

140
00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,375
Zero stars above the review. Zero.

141
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:04,250
But he has beer.
- Typical.

142
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:07,375
I'll check myself in.
This place is so amateurish.

143
00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:11,708
There they are.
- Sorry, my dad runs this hotel.

144
00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:13,542
But today he is...

145
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,917
...a servant at the king's state banquet.

146
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:21,875
The dining room and bar will open
in five minutes. The first drink is free.

147
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:26,292
Someone has to be the barkeeper.
- Someone has to call the insurance.

148
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,208
I'll be the barkeeper.

149
00:12:28,417 --> 00:12:31,542
Check in that guy first
and then do the tables.

150
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:36,625
Briek, you clean the rooms?
- You're not my dad.

151
00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:40,875
You can't just let dad down.

152
00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:44,458
I didn't tell him
to smoke cigarettes all day long.

153
00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,917
You'd like to check in?

154
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,375
I think it's our turn now.
- Waiter?

155
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:56,458
Have you made a choice?
- Yes.

156
00:12:56,833 --> 00:13:00,583
I'd like the guinea fowl. Well done.
- I'll have the halibut.

157
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,792
Waiter?
- Are you allowed to work here?

158
00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:05,833
Isn't it child labor?
- Waiter!

159
00:13:06,042 --> 00:13:07,292
Two red wine, please.

160
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:10,417
Through my heart.
- And some water.

161
00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,375
Felix, have you seen Pel?
- Through my eyes...

162
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:13,917
Here I am.

163
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,833
Pel, two red wine. And these
guests want something to drink.

164
00:13:17,042 --> 00:13:18,458
I'll have a glass of rum.

165
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,917
And I'll have a white wine.
Gross, it's a corpse.

166
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,417
He's still dead,
but he's getting a stent.

167
00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,292
Pel, what's that rabbit doing there?

168
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:29,625
Rum goes in a small glass.
- She's trying her best.

169
00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:33,958
Walput, eight times guinea fowl,
six times halibut.

170
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:37,167
Everyone's starving and
Briek and Libbie don't do a thing.

171
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,125
These aren't finished yet.

172
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:44,625
You have to stay away from women
as far as possible.

173
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,958
What kind of hands are these?

174
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,250
Did you see my daughter this morning?

175
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:54,167
She's here because I didn't stay away
from my wife.

176
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,875
Get some lemon and very important...

177
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,833
Libbie!

178
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:13,250
He could have forgotten it one month?
- Libbie, I can't manage on my own.

179
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,667
Four months? So what about us?

180
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:17,500
Everyone wants food.

181
00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:18,667
Go.

182
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,125
Briek, come and help out.

183
00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:28,833
Briek.

184
00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:41,958
Sick.

185
00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:52,583
What the heck are you doing?

186
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,208
That's why I came to get you.

187
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,375
Briek!

188
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:00,250
Relax.

189
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:05,500
Guys, we're not getting a replacement.

190
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:12,875
Dad hasn't paid the insurance
for four months.

191
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:17,792
And I don't understand
my math at all.

192
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,750
Say something nice, Felix.

193
00:15:34,292 --> 00:15:35,708
Dude...

194
00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:38,167
It's my favorite top.

195
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,833
You can wash it yourself, loser.

196
00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:43,583
Now I understand
why mom only wanted girls.

197
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:45,542
She didn't.

198
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,792
You were a mistake, Kos.

199
00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:52,625
Why do you think
they still made Pel?

200
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,583
Fuck! Fuck you all!

201
00:16:37,708 --> 00:16:41,833
<i>The last time I cried was when
mom said she was going to die.</i>

202
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,083
<i>She comforted me.</i>

203
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:48,750
<i>Even though I should
have comforted her.</i>

204
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:52,417
<i>When she died, I didn't cry.</i>

205
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:54,750
<i>And never again afterwards.</i>

206
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,000
<i>That's a decision I made.</i>

207
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:01,458
<i>Mom was very good at comforting.</i>

208
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:04,542
<i>After 15 minutes you were
laughing your head off.</i>

209
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:12,417
For when things are bothering you, Kos.

210
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,208
A tape recorder.

211
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,875
You can record everything.
It helps.

212
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:19,750
Does it run on oil or gas?

213
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,958
This one runs on coal.

214
00:17:29,708 --> 00:17:32,500
Mom always said: "Kos...

215
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:36,042
...sweetheart, my beautiful son...

216
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:38,500
...l'm so proud of you".

217
00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,625
That's why I'm sure Briek is lying.

218
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:22,875
Have you lost your mind, Kos?

219
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:25,708
You can't even do the laundry.

220
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:29,875
Idiot.
Why are boys such retards?

221
00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:34,167
Pel, get those caterpillars.

222
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,708
Maybe you shouldn't do anything
in this hotel for a while.

223
00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:45,292
That was the most disgusting breakfast
I've had since the war.

224
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:46,917
Yes, I'd rather eat at home.

225
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:51,417
You still have to pay.
- For that puked up dog food?

226
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:01,375
I have something for dad.

227
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:05,708
I can make breakfast for the guests all by
myself. I put something in your bag too.

228
00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:08,750
Now.
- I don't wanna go to school.

229
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,792
Come on.
- No, let me go.

230
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,042
Yuck.

231
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,542
Hamster puke.

232
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:48,917
My sister makes that for our hotel guests.
- Delicious.

233
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,333
You want some?

234
00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:06,375
How's your dad doing?

235
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,500
Hey, did you tell him yet
you're going to be famous?

236
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:14,417
I'm not going to be famous.
- Miss Beach. 5000 euros.

237
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:18,417
I don't understand what they see
in my sister, but you might.

238
00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:23,125
Saturday. In the Sonnevanck.
Here...

239
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:26,542
Miss Beach.
For those stupid jurors?

240
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:29,167
Don't make the same lame jokes
my brother did.

241
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:34,250
Miss Shapen and Miss Take.
Miss Fit.

242
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,167
Are you coming to watch?

243
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,167
Miss... maybe.

244
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:44,750
Maybe you don't miss me on Friday
at your championship party.

245
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,833
In love.

246
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,542
Oh, he's shy.

247
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:58,750
Don't.

248
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,625
Are you OK?

249
00:21:43,875 --> 00:21:46,792
From Pel. A new pet.

250
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,583
A caterpillar.

251
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,417
How's it going at home?

252
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:56,375
Fine. It's just the girls.

253
00:21:58,292 --> 00:22:01,292
Did that replacement work out?

254
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,125
Oh, the replacement... Johan.

255
00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:09,542
Yes, it's going very well.

256
00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:14,542
He's very nice. Young.
- How young?

257
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,250
He has a degree in hotel management.
The guests love him.

258
00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:21,042
It's going well.
Really.

259
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,458
Kos...

260
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:33,542
I'm more rotten as I thought.

261
00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:38,292
I'm going to have surgery.

262
00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:43,083
Detour, bypass. Whatever it's called.

263
00:22:46,042 --> 00:22:48,083
It's major surgery.

264
00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:56,292
If it goes wrong...
- How wrong?

265
00:22:58,417 --> 00:22:59,417
Just...

266
00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:01,708
They'll make you better.

267
00:23:06,625 --> 00:23:08,917
The hotel must never be sold.

268
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:12,583
Of course not. It's your hotel.

269
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,500
And mom's.

270
00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:19,042
We can't just sell it.
It's the best place in the world.

271
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,083
Come here.

272
00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:38,333
If you want your sisters to cooperate...

273
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,750
...give them compliments.

274
00:23:41,292 --> 00:23:44,833
When you tell women
what they want to hear...

275
00:23:45,042 --> 00:23:48,917
...they'll eat out of your hand.
"Oh Libbie, have you lost weight?"

276
00:23:49,833 --> 00:23:53,375
"Briek, play another
depressing song for me."

277
00:23:53,583 --> 00:23:56,042
"Pel, you're so kind to animals."

278
00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:58,542
Success guaranteed.

279
00:24:16,292 --> 00:24:19,375
Know what Briek said about me?
- The weird thing is...

280
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:27,792
...that I always thought
that I loved mom in here.

281
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:31,208
But that's not true.
It's in here.

282
00:24:31,417 --> 00:24:33,083
In the middle.

283
00:24:35,292 --> 00:24:37,042
Your heart is here.

284
00:24:59,292 --> 00:25:01,833
I don't want to be served
by a child without a skirt.

285
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:05,125
She was wearing a little... skirt.
You need glasses.

286
00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:09,750
That will teach you not to peek, dirty pig.

287
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:16,083
That skirt looks good on you.

288
00:25:17,417 --> 00:25:19,083
Working hard?

289
00:25:19,458 --> 00:25:21,083
Great.

290
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:22,958
Being cynical?

291
00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:26,208
Here.
- Caterpillars!

292
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,333
Just eat.
- There are caterpillars in my bed.

293
00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:31,333
And become a butterfly.
- Can I help you?

294
00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:34,708
No, out of my way.
Unbelievable...

295
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,083
Sorry, I forgot to put the lids on.

296
00:25:39,917 --> 00:25:42,083
You're so kind to animals.

297
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:45,583
Well, they didn't pay either.

298
00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:48,458
Hello? Hello?

299
00:26:20,542 --> 00:26:22,542
Goose.
- Kos.

300
00:26:23,875 --> 00:26:26,125
Nice to meet you.
- I don't think so.

301
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:34,375
<i>Goose, for all your bailiff needs</i>

302
00:26:34,583 --> 00:26:36,417
Set of silver peacocks.

303
00:26:43,458 --> 00:26:45,208
Tile stove.

304
00:26:48,917 --> 00:26:50,583
An old cupboard.

305
00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:53,708
Yeah, it's probably antique.

306
00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:56,542
It belonged to my grandparents.

307
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,125
Nice. Nice, nice.

308
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:05,167
They're my mom's.
You're not going to get them.

309
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:08,667
Then we won't get to 7000, you know.

310
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:11,125
7000?

311
00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:12,625
What's this?

312
00:27:17,292 --> 00:27:19,417
A wig made out of real hair.

313
00:27:22,792 --> 00:27:25,833
Nice. Your mom's as well?
- Yes.

314
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,375
She wore it when she...
- What's 7000 euros, man.

315
00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:31,708
If you have it, it's nothing.

316
00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:35,042
If you don't have it, it's everything.
Twelve days.

317
00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:39,417
If I don't have my money by then,
I'll be back to sell everything here.

318
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:42,958
I can't look after the stuff as well.

319
00:27:44,458 --> 00:27:46,625
You're doing very well.
You are.

320
00:27:49,208 --> 00:27:51,042
And you've lost weight.

321
00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:55,500
What kind of stupid remark is that?

322
00:27:56,083 --> 00:28:00,167
Zero stars for the Hotel the Big L.
Look at this: Five cancellations.

323
00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:02,458
"We're not coming.
We're not coming to your hotel."

324
00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:05,250
"No service. Dirty rooms."

325
00:28:07,958 --> 00:28:12,583
A debt of 7000 euros and we owe
the insurance company money as well.

326
00:28:15,917 --> 00:28:17,500
For the soup.

327
00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:20,458
And Walput too.

328
00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:24,458
We have to look for jobs.

329
00:28:24,667 --> 00:28:26,958
Me.
- You too, Kos.

330
00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:36,583
Here.

331
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,583
5000 euros for the winner.

332
00:28:40,792 --> 00:28:42,167
Can I do it?

333
00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:44,875
You're too young.
It's from 12 to 18 years.

334
00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:46,875
You're too old.

335
00:28:52,667 --> 00:28:54,000
What?

336
00:28:56,542 --> 00:28:57,708
Me?

337
00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:00,250
Miss Beach?

338
00:29:00,458 --> 00:29:03,042
I'm not a Barbie doll with big boobs.
Come on.

339
00:29:03,250 --> 00:29:06,250
What are you taking me for?
- You must have a washcloth somewhere.

340
00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:07,583
No.

341
00:29:08,917 --> 00:29:12,708
I'm not going to wiggle my ass
for those stupid jurors.

342
00:29:14,458 --> 00:29:18,375
Has this been ordered?
- Yes, last week.

343
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,167
Drinks, croquettes.

344
00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:23,625
Chicken wings, flames and fish sticks.

345
00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:28,417
Mrs. Droog wants the bill
settled now. 793.43.

346
00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:32,375
We don't have enough cash.
- No money, no goods. Sorry.

347
00:29:32,583 --> 00:29:34,292
How about debit card?

348
00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:49,708
Insufficient funds.

349
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,542
Hey, dude. What are you doing?

350
00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:58,625
You get money from our dad,
not from us.

351
00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:01,875
And you still ask us for money.
That's theft.

352
00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:04,625
Shall I post it on Twitter?
Good for business.

353
00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:08,125
Stealing from kids. Filthy thief.

354
00:30:08,417 --> 00:30:12,125
I can just picture it:
Liquor store Droog robs poor children.

355
00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:14,250
Zero stars, man.

356
00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:19,333
There. I'll post this one online.

357
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:24,083
I'm Akelei. Akelei Liva.

358
00:30:25,125 --> 00:30:27,583
Nice, but who cares?
- What's your name?

359
00:30:27,792 --> 00:30:28,833
Briek.

360
00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:30,167
Briek.

361
00:30:31,042 --> 00:30:32,833
That's a nice name.

362
00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:35,250
You really are a sweetheart, Briek.

363
00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:43,667
Where shall I put them?

364
00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:48,500
Over there.

365
00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:55,208
Whose guitar is that?
- Mine, I sing.

366
00:30:56,167 --> 00:31:00,458
Go inside and I'll bet
you'll love the juices of Nicolette.

367
00:31:00,667 --> 00:31:03,542
No sugar and no fat
go in the juices of Nicolette.

368
00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:07,167
Donate your empty bottles, quick,
for the hornworm, it's no trick.

369
00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:09,833
The hornworm
is a very sweet caterpillar.

370
00:31:10,042 --> 00:31:14,125
No sugar and no fat
go in the juices of Nicolette.

371
00:32:01,042 --> 00:32:03,542
<i>... been in love.</i>

372
00:32:13,708 --> 00:32:16,417
You look stylish, young man.

373
00:32:19,917 --> 00:32:22,167
How do you do that with girls?

374
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,792
I don't do anything with girls.
- Come on.

375
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,167
You just sit here
scribbling on beer mats...

376
00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:30,958
...and Libbie is madly
in love with you.

377
00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:37,500
"I wish there was a hell.
I'd burn there laughing...

378
00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:39,708
...for a thousand years.
One big laugh.

379
00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:42,292
When they ask me why I'm laughing,
I'll say:

380
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:45,667
I've known more fiery flames,
'cause I've been in love."

381
00:32:46,167 --> 00:32:49,250
So that's how you do it.
- Give them back, please.

382
00:32:56,083 --> 00:32:57,458
Here...

383
00:32:58,958 --> 00:33:00,667
Take this one as well.

384
00:33:01,542 --> 00:33:04,875
"Bricks understand more about zebras
than men about women."

385
00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:09,333
Sounds more like Walput.

386
00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:24,583
Kossie, Kossie.

387
00:33:38,833 --> 00:33:41,750
Richard, Richard.

388
00:33:49,958 --> 00:33:51,625
Hey.

389
00:33:51,917 --> 00:33:53,708
What are you doing?

390
00:33:53,917 --> 00:33:57,042
Oh, nothing. Just thinking.

391
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,208
Let me see.
- No.

392
00:34:00,417 --> 00:34:03,042
OK men, listen. Guys...

393
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:06,500
We're the champions.

394
00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:10,458
Listen, there's more good news.

395
00:34:11,375 --> 00:34:13,625
Last Sunday there was an Ajax scout.

396
00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:18,000
And this Wednesday at five o'clock,
here at our complex...

397
00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:19,958
...there will be an Ajax talent day.

398
00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:22,833
Two boys have been
selected from our team.

399
00:34:23,042 --> 00:34:25,625
Richard.

400
00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:29,417
Richard and...

401
00:34:31,917 --> 00:34:33,417
...Kos.

402
00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:38,500
Congratulations, guys.
DJ.

403
00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:41,750
<i>This is my club</i>

404
00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:45,208
<i>My ideal</i>

405
00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:52,417
<i>This is the best club of them all</i>

406
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,125
<i>Here is my heart</i>

407
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:59,458
<i>My tears and my joy...</i>

408
00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:12,000
Having fun, Kossie?

409
00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:24,833
I wish there was a hell...
- Shush.

410
00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:29,375
Don't talk.
- So what do you want then?

411
00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:33,583
Don't ask what I want.
You have to feel it.

412
00:35:34,625 --> 00:35:37,125
Otherwise it isn't romantic.

413
00:36:24,042 --> 00:36:25,792
We're through.

414
00:36:35,292 --> 00:36:37,875
<i>Why is it so difficult with girls?</i>

415
00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:42,542
<i>Why don't I dare to kiss Isabel?</i>

416
00:36:43,083 --> 00:36:45,750
HOTEL THE BIG LOSER

417
00:36:47,042 --> 00:36:50,000
Come on, go to bed.
- I had a date.

418
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,583
Right. Up you go.

419
00:36:53,417 --> 00:36:55,208
Have stupid dreams.

420
00:37:15,625 --> 00:37:17,708
<i>Sisters are useless.</i>

421
00:37:17,917 --> 00:37:21,583
<i>Have you ever heard famous
soccer players talk about their sister?</i>

422
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,000
And Isabel?

423
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,417
I'd like to be close to her,
but...

424
00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:39,167
...without turning red.

425
00:37:46,875 --> 00:37:48,667
Zebras and bricks.

426
00:38:07,292 --> 00:38:09,583
Look, what a mess.

427
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:14,875
Jesus.

428
00:38:16,833 --> 00:38:19,625
<i>Hi, son. Is everything all right?</i>

429
00:38:19,917 --> 00:38:21,708
Yes, it is.

430
00:38:21,917 --> 00:38:25,917
<i>Listen, Kos. I'll be having
surgery on Monday...</i>

431
00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:28,792
<i>... and I'd like to talk to Johan.</i>

432
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,292
Sorry, what did you say?
Johan?

433
00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:34,750
<i>Oh, the replacement?
- Right.</i>

434
00:38:34,958 --> 00:38:36,625
OK, I'll bring him along.

435
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,625
<i>The girls too?</i>

436
00:38:38,833 --> 00:38:41,750
Yes. Bye dad.

437
00:38:43,542 --> 00:38:46,000
Johan. Shit...

438
00:38:47,167 --> 00:38:49,750
What the fuck, man.
What are you doing?

439
00:38:49,958 --> 00:38:52,958
You do something for once.
You're texting all day...

440
00:38:53,167 --> 00:38:56,583
you criticize everything,
but you don't do a thing.

441
00:38:58,625 --> 00:39:00,250
How will dad believe it's going well?

442
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,542
By bawling in your room?

443
00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:06,292
Stupid cow.

444
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:32,250
Hi, dad.
- How's it going?

445
00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:36,375
For 71 hours, 40 minutes...

446
00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:41,458
...and 50 seconds I haven't smoked.
- Well done, dad.

447
00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:45,542
<i>Amai, but that's healthy, right?
- For the caterpillars.</i>

448
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,458
This is Johan.

449
00:39:48,042 --> 00:39:50,500
I didn't know he was Flemish.
- Neither did I.

450
00:39:50,708 --> 00:39:55,917
The hotel is doing really well.
The guests are stuffed to the rafters.

451
00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:58,708
Where's Briek?

452
00:39:58,917 --> 00:40:02,375
<i>Amai, she's in love. As you know...</i>

453
00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:03,750
<i>... monsieur l'hotelier...</i>

454
00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:07,333
...love is like an ocean
with high waves.

455
00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:11,500
You're not touching my Libbie, are you?

456
00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:13,125
No...

457
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,958
Dad...
- She likes Felix better.

458
00:40:17,167 --> 00:40:21,292
Pel...
- Felix is a good guy. Right?

459
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,125
Johan...

460
00:40:25,917 --> 00:40:27,208
...come here.

461
00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:36,333
Please take good care of them.

462
00:40:39,167 --> 00:40:40,625
Of the children.

463
00:40:42,792 --> 00:40:44,583
If it goes wrong.

464
00:40:54,292 --> 00:40:55,375
Kos...

465
00:40:56,208 --> 00:41:00,167
Someone can stay here tonight.

466
00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:03,958
Can I?
- I'm going to sleep here.

467
00:41:05,042 --> 00:41:08,292
This is a bit too much excitement.

468
00:41:10,833 --> 00:41:12,542
<i>Monsieur l'hotelier.</i>

469
00:41:13,083 --> 00:41:14,042
Bye, dad.

470
00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:17,167
I'll sleep with the caterpillars. Bye, dad.

471
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:23,417
I like that Johan.

472
00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:27,583
Is it really going well?

473
00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:30,750
Yes, dad. It really is.

474
00:41:31,042 --> 00:41:34,500
Donate your empty bottles, quick,
for the hornworm, it's no trick.

475
00:41:34,958 --> 00:41:38,500
Donate your empty bottles, quick,
for the hornworm, it's no trick.

476
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:44,125
Here, this is a great hotel.

477
00:41:45,292 --> 00:41:48,833
Here, this is a great hotel.
Book it, you'll feel very well.

478
00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:53,500
Go inside and I'll bet
you'll love the juices of Nicolette.

479
00:41:53,708 --> 00:41:57,917
No sugar and no fat
go in the juices of Nicolette.

480
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:04,208
I'll help you, princess,
- Oh, how cute.

481
00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:12,333
Pel, come to Miss Beach.

482
00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:22,500
I'm full of enthusiasm
and I enjoy life.

483
00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:30,875
Well done, chica.

484
00:42:32,208 --> 00:42:34,875
You all are toppers.

485
00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:37,458
Briek?

486
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:41,042
Yes?
- Isabel.

487
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,375
I know.

488
00:42:47,083 --> 00:42:48,625
Nice walk, girl.

489
00:42:49,458 --> 00:42:51,417
That's my daughter.

490
00:42:53,375 --> 00:42:57,167
Tell us: What's your motto in life?

491
00:43:03,042 --> 00:43:04,458
Well?

492
00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:08,417
If you don't enter as a pal,
booted out you shall.

493
00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:17,750
How does she come up with it?

494
00:43:18,708 --> 00:43:21,417
That deserves a big hand.

495
00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:24,750
Ouch.

496
00:43:24,958 --> 00:43:26,042
Bitch.

497
00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:29,417
Never mind.
Just go and wiggle your ass.

498
00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:33,875
Briek!

499
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:42,708
Can you tell us
what your motto in life is?

500
00:43:44,792 --> 00:43:48,958
I wish there was a hell.
I'd burn there laughing...

501
00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:51,250
...for a thousand years.
One big laugh.

502
00:43:51,458 --> 00:43:54,125
When they ask me
why I'm laughing, I'll say:

503
00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:56,875
I've known more fiery flames...

504
00:43:58,167 --> 00:44:00,667
...'cause I've been in love.

505
00:44:02,625 --> 00:44:05,917
Nice, Briek. Very good.

506
00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:08,958
She's got fantasy.

507
00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:23,417
Nice walk, girl.
- I'm Isabel.

508
00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:26,083
Here, ladies.

509
00:44:26,292 --> 00:44:29,417
Go outside and I'll bet
you'll love the juices of Nicolette.

510
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:33,208
If you're looking for a great hotel
near the seaside, this is fantastic.

511
00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:35,333
No?
- I know nothing.

512
00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:38,083
I'm talking to you.
- What are you doing?

513
00:44:38,292 --> 00:44:40,917
I didn't make the cut.
- That's not my fault.

514
00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:43,917
Isn't it?
- Get lost.

515
00:44:44,458 --> 00:44:48,500
Are you deaf? Get lost, OK?
- You get lost.

516
00:44:55,542 --> 00:44:57,333
What's going on?

517
00:44:58,250 --> 00:45:00,167
Ridiculous. All idiots here.

518
00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:03,750
We won't come back here.
- That's my sister.

519
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:11,250
And this is our hotel.
Plenty of room for the contest.

520
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:14,417
Including music on the beach
and barkeeper.

521
00:45:14,625 --> 00:45:18,208
What does it cost?
- 2000 euros.

522
00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:22,583
Looks good.
We'll be in touch, young man.

523
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:24,042
Nice.

524
00:45:25,667 --> 00:45:27,375
Are you OK?

525
00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:28,583
No.

526
00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:43,042
Dad?

527
00:45:45,417 --> 00:45:47,375
Did mom actually want...

528
00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:50,542
...only girls?

529
00:45:51,625 --> 00:45:52,958
No way.

530
00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:55,792
Are you nuts?

531
00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:59,792
After Briek and Libbie
mom really wanted a boy.

532
00:46:01,833 --> 00:46:03,833
Mom loved boys.

533
00:46:04,583 --> 00:46:05,958
And men.

534
00:46:09,417 --> 00:46:10,917
She always said...

535
00:46:11,875 --> 00:46:15,208
...a man has to be able
to make a woman laugh...

536
00:46:17,083 --> 00:46:19,375
...a man has to find a woman beautiful...

537
00:46:21,542 --> 00:46:23,708
...a man shouldn't be predictable...

538
00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:26,083
...and men have to like making love...

539
00:46:26,458 --> 00:46:29,875
...but not be touchy-feely all the time.

540
00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:34,125
Those were her five commandments
about men.

541
00:46:34,958 --> 00:46:36,542
They're only four.

542
00:46:39,792 --> 00:46:42,917
I can't remember the fifth one.

543
00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:45,792
Maybe...

544
00:46:46,708 --> 00:46:49,000
...that you have a big willie.

545
00:46:55,417 --> 00:46:57,000
Fortunately not.

546
00:46:59,667 --> 00:47:01,292
Ah, it's growing, it's growing...

547
00:47:08,542 --> 00:47:10,417
Can you please go to sleep?

548
00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:13,583
You have to be well-rested tomorrow
for the operation.

549
00:47:13,792 --> 00:47:14,958
OK, nurse.

550
00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:18,333
Bye, nurse.

551
00:47:20,792 --> 00:47:22,417
I remember now.

552
00:47:23,083 --> 00:47:24,875
The fifth commandment.

553
00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:30,292
You should never want to be
like someone else.

554
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:34,583
She always said: "If you want to be
like someone else...

555
00:47:34,958 --> 00:47:36,750
...l'll take that person."

556
00:47:39,708 --> 00:47:43,000
Always be completely yourself.

557
00:48:02,167 --> 00:48:04,125
<i>I started to fight.</i>

558
00:48:04,667 --> 00:48:07,750
<i>I was sure that
dad was fighting as well.</i>

559
00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:09,917
<i>In his mind.</i>

560
00:48:17,875 --> 00:48:20,375
<i>When you fight, you stay alive.</i>

561
00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:24,333
<i>And when you fight together,
you have a bigger chance.</i>

562
00:48:28,667 --> 00:48:32,250
<i>I went to sit beside dad.
In his head.</i>

563
00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:36,167
<i>We were sitting on the balcony
of dad's room...</i>

564
00:48:36,375 --> 00:48:38,375
<i>... with a view of the sea.</i>

565
00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:42,375
<i>Dad put his arm around me.</i>

566
00:48:49,958 --> 00:48:51,583
Is he still alive?

567
00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:56,500
He sure is.
And he'll stay alive for a long time.

568
00:48:59,708 --> 00:49:02,583
You can go and see him, but...

569
00:49:02,792 --> 00:49:04,417
...take it easy, OK?

570
00:49:08,917 --> 00:49:10,292
And...

571
00:49:11,667 --> 00:49:15,167
What if I tell him something
that makes him happy?

572
00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:17,667
You should do that.
Absolutely.

573
00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:28,500
Dad?

574
00:49:33,958 --> 00:49:35,833
Peek-a-boo.

575
00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:41,042
I've been selected for Ajax' talent day.

576
00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:58,000
Ajax...

577
00:50:01,083 --> 00:50:04,333
Libbie, it went well.

578
00:50:04,542 --> 00:50:06,167
Yes, everything.

579
00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:10,333
Make it chocolate with whipped cream.

580
00:50:20,708 --> 00:50:22,792
Hey, Kossie.

581
00:50:33,083 --> 00:50:34,417
Is that it?

582
00:50:47,542 --> 00:50:49,917
Dad might be home
in a week already.

583
00:51:03,583 --> 00:51:05,208
Come.

584
00:51:05,875 --> 00:51:07,375
No.

585
00:51:07,875 --> 00:51:10,708
Stay here, Kos.
- Let go of me.

586
00:51:10,917 --> 00:51:12,208
Libbie...

587
00:51:33,375 --> 00:51:35,167
You look like mom.

588
00:51:37,792 --> 00:51:40,375
You can't even see that like this.

589
00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:42,833
I don't see it.

590
00:51:44,042 --> 00:51:45,750
I feel it.

591
00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:12,458
This isn't working, you know that.
- I have to.

592
00:52:12,667 --> 00:52:15,250
For the money.
- Yeah, but look how I walk.

593
00:52:25,417 --> 00:52:26,375
Oopsee...

594
00:52:27,375 --> 00:52:29,458
I've got great looks.

595
00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:42,750
Mom.

596
00:52:43,792 --> 00:52:44,750
Briek.

597
00:52:45,708 --> 00:52:47,833
Even prettier than Briek.

598
00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:53,708
Yeah, right. It was a joke.

599
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,208
Come on, it's only ten minutes.
- I really can't do it.

600
00:52:57,417 --> 00:52:59,292
5000 euros and
you'll save the hotel.

601
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:01,875
The rehearsals are tomorrow at four.

602
00:53:02,167 --> 00:53:05,875
Impossible.
At five I have to play a match for Ajax.

603
00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:07,667
Who's Ajax?

604
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,708
You'll never become Miss Beach
with that thing between your legs.

605
00:53:18,917 --> 00:53:20,625
I'll get the scissors.

606
00:53:23,792 --> 00:53:26,708
It can go between my legs.

607
00:53:27,667 --> 00:53:29,000
Try it.

608
00:53:32,417 --> 00:53:36,750
Kos is actually quite handy.
- Now that he's a girl, yes.

609
00:53:39,625 --> 00:53:41,542
Hairs. Sick.

610
00:53:44,375 --> 00:53:47,333
When you're a girl you have
to talk about boys all the time.

611
00:53:47,542 --> 00:53:50,083
So what do I say?
- Just giggle.

612
00:53:50,292 --> 00:53:51,500
Sit still.

613
00:53:51,708 --> 00:53:53,250
You know, you're a boy.

614
00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:54,708
Don't move.

615
00:53:54,917 --> 00:53:58,000
And it needs something here.

616
00:53:58,625 --> 00:54:00,542
Give me a washcloth, Briek.

617
00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:02,417
Make it six.

618
00:54:06,958 --> 00:54:10,958
Walput, more carrots disappeared
from the cellar. Come and have a look.

619
00:54:11,167 --> 00:54:12,875
Carrots? Again?

620
00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:14,333
Impossible...

621
00:54:21,458 --> 00:54:23,583
Dammit... hey.

622
00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:50,958
Hi.
- Hi.

623
00:55:01,708 --> 00:55:04,708
Briek, how's your foot?

624
00:55:04,917 --> 00:55:06,542
Well...

625
00:55:06,792 --> 00:55:08,542
...it's fine.
- Kiss.

626
00:55:12,917 --> 00:55:16,833
I just saw your brother
dressed as a monkey.

627
00:55:18,875 --> 00:55:20,042
Sick.

628
00:55:21,708 --> 00:55:22,667
And?

629
00:55:22,875 --> 00:55:24,333
Contestants.

630
00:55:25,417 --> 00:55:26,792
Step forward.

631
00:55:27,417 --> 00:55:30,375
Briek, let's help each other,
because...

632
00:55:30,583 --> 00:55:33,083
...those girls are as false
as their eyelashes.

633
00:55:33,292 --> 00:55:37,542
All in position. Make one row.

634
00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:40,375
I want to see butts. Butts.

635
00:55:40,583 --> 00:55:42,500
Butts. Butts. OK?

636
00:55:42,708 --> 00:55:49,208
Slide them against each other
like millstones, OK?

637
00:55:49,417 --> 00:55:52,458
Throw your breasts into the battle.

638
00:55:52,667 --> 00:55:56,958
Wonderful. Seduce them
with your tits and ass.

639
00:55:57,167 --> 00:55:59,917
Chin up and smile
and drive them crazy.

640
00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:01,667
Copy me.

641
00:56:02,833 --> 00:56:04,625
Yeay, come on.

642
00:56:04,833 --> 00:56:07,708
Pretty, pretty, tall.

643
00:56:07,917 --> 00:56:10,167
And shine.

644
00:56:10,375 --> 00:56:12,333
And smile. Nice.

645
00:56:12,542 --> 00:56:15,250
Boobs, butts. Boobs, butts.

646
00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:18,000
I'm doing this for our hotel.

647
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,167
Otherwise it will be sold.

648
00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:23,542
How's your dad?
- He keeps getting better.

649
00:56:23,750 --> 00:56:26,333
I hope you win.
- But you're the prettiest.

650
00:56:26,542 --> 00:56:28,208
No, you are.
- No, you are.

651
00:56:28,417 --> 00:56:31,500
Hey, hey, hey. What is this?
It looks awful.

652
00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:34,500
Get back in line. Chop chop.

653
00:56:35,583 --> 00:56:40,083
OK, and cross.

654
00:56:40,292 --> 00:56:42,167
Beautiful...

655
00:56:42,375 --> 00:56:46,375
Think about your beeps.

656
00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:51,708
How do you like my brother,
by the way?

657
00:56:51,917 --> 00:56:56,000
He's insane.
- Well, boys. They all act tough.

658
00:56:56,208 --> 00:56:59,250
You know, boys and girls
are like zebras and bricks.

659
00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:02,292
They don't understand each other.

660
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:05,208
Hey, you two. Last warning.

661
00:57:07,417 --> 00:57:11,250
Seduce, seduce...

662
00:57:11,667 --> 00:57:14,792
Sometimes Kos scores three times
during a match.

663
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:19,083
The first one for his mom,
the second one for his dad...

664
00:57:20,208 --> 00:57:21,875
And the third one?

665
00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:24,417
What do you think?

666
00:57:28,292 --> 00:57:31,667
Seriously?
- Yes, really.

667
00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:10,333
You're late, man.
We don't do that around here.

668
00:58:10,542 --> 00:58:11,833
Yeah, I...

669
00:58:14,917 --> 00:58:17,500
Sorry. Are you OK?
- Yes.

670
00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:19,750
Can you play?
- Of course.

671
00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:23,083
It's a nasty scratch,
but not that deep.

672
00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:26,125
I'll put you into action
in 5 minutes, OK? Here.

673
00:58:28,375 --> 00:58:30,750
Pull your shirt straight.

674
00:58:38,458 --> 00:58:39,792
Hey, Kos.

675
00:58:44,833 --> 00:58:47,667
Sex before the match.
I can recommend it.

676
00:58:53,292 --> 00:58:56,708
To the right.
- Come, I'm not covered

677
00:58:57,250 --> 00:58:59,375
Here, I'm not covered.

678
00:59:11,833 --> 00:59:13,167
Come on.

679
00:59:15,083 --> 00:59:18,750
To the right.
- Yes, here. One-two.

680
00:59:20,333 --> 00:59:21,958
Nice, boys.

681
00:59:27,875 --> 00:59:29,667
Here, to the sideline.

682
00:59:32,125 --> 00:59:34,125
Yes, here.

683
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:42,125
I know what I'm going to do
before the match next time.

684
00:59:42,333 --> 00:59:43,500
You should, man.

685
00:59:43,708 --> 00:59:44,667
Kos...

686
00:59:47,792 --> 00:59:51,000
You can go home.
I've seen enough.

687
00:59:51,542 --> 00:59:52,667
Here.

688
00:59:53,167 --> 00:59:55,542
You'll hear from us by Sunday. OK?

689
00:59:55,750 --> 00:59:59,292
You and your mom and dad. OK?
- Yes.

690
01:00:10,417 --> 01:00:12,375
I'm not here for you, you know.

691
01:00:14,750 --> 01:00:16,542
How did Briek do?

692
01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:19,708
I don't understand how you can be
brother and sister.

693
01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:21,625
How that's even possible.

694
01:00:25,792 --> 01:00:28,625
Too bad you didn't score three times.

695
01:00:45,917 --> 01:00:49,083
No wages for five months.
OK, I can live with that.

696
01:00:49,292 --> 01:00:52,625
That a complete stranger
stomps into my kitchen...

697
01:00:52,833 --> 01:00:54,458
and starts taking photos, fine.

698
01:00:54,667 --> 01:00:59,125
And that carrots have been
stolen out of my cellar, OK.

699
01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:02,833
But you stealing my 50-year old Puch...

700
01:01:03,042 --> 01:01:07,500
...and then drive it total loss...

701
01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:11,500
...is the bloody limit.

702
01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:15,917
I'm sorry, Walput.
- You killed my baby, Kos.

703
01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:21,125
You will never see me again.

704
01:01:21,333 --> 01:01:25,083
But we have a big party on Saturday.
We need you.

705
01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:28,542
Please, Walput.

706
01:01:35,167 --> 01:01:37,667
That's 20 cups.

707
01:01:40,917 --> 01:01:44,417
Sixties posters in reasonable shape.

708
01:01:44,625 --> 01:01:49,000
This is nice.
A Fender Stratocaster.

709
01:01:49,208 --> 01:01:51,792
Wonderful, wonderful.

710
01:01:53,083 --> 01:01:57,542
An ancient stove. Might be
something for a handy DIYer.

711
01:02:02,083 --> 01:02:03,750
Wonderful.

712
01:02:05,958 --> 01:02:07,833
Make a picture of that.
- What?

713
01:02:15,375 --> 01:02:19,833
You owe 7000
and 300 for the camera.

714
01:02:21,208 --> 01:02:23,583
We still have three days, man.

715
01:02:24,333 --> 01:02:26,875
Saturday at midnight. Sharp.

716
01:02:27,083 --> 01:02:30,083
I'll be back with a truck
for all the stuff...

717
01:02:30,292 --> 01:02:34,625
...and to board up this place
with nails like this.

718
01:02:36,167 --> 01:02:37,292
OK?

719
01:02:43,583 --> 01:02:46,042
I feel great.

720
01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:49,417
Reborn.
I feel like running a marathon.

721
01:02:49,625 --> 01:02:54,042
The only thing that bothers me
is that I can't go home until next week.

722
01:02:55,792 --> 01:02:58,917
Look what Kos did.
- Briek.

723
01:02:59,125 --> 01:03:01,292
What Briek did.
- Right.

724
01:03:01,875 --> 01:03:04,708
I'm participating in the Miss Beach contest.

725
01:03:04,958 --> 01:03:06,292
Jesus.

726
01:03:07,958 --> 01:03:09,542
That wig.

727
01:03:13,792 --> 01:03:15,417
Looks exactly like mom.

728
01:03:15,625 --> 01:03:19,750
The final is tomorrow
in the Hotel the Big L.

729
01:03:19,958 --> 01:03:23,458
The rent is 2000 euros.
- I'd love to be there.

730
01:03:23,667 --> 01:03:25,875
Bedtime.
- Bedtime...

731
01:03:28,417 --> 01:03:29,958
Bye, dad.
- Bye, honey.

732
01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:33,500
I am dating.
- Good for you.

733
01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:36,750
And so does Libbie.
- Tell your dad when he's better.

734
01:03:36,958 --> 01:03:39,958
Briek is dating too
and Kos wants to date.

735
01:03:40,167 --> 01:03:42,458
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now get out.

736
01:03:43,375 --> 01:03:46,083
My date has a mustache as well.

737
01:03:46,292 --> 01:03:50,750
Don't let your dad hear that.
- He'll fall dead out of his bed. Bang...

738
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,250
Kos?

739
01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:00,542
What happened to you guys?
- Nothing.

740
01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:04,500
We just have a lot of fun together
all of a sudden.

741
01:04:08,875 --> 01:04:10,917
Sleep well.
- Bye, son.

742
01:04:15,708 --> 01:04:18,625
Can you tighten it? It's here.

743
01:04:19,958 --> 01:04:21,917
You can stretch it.

744
01:04:22,833 --> 01:04:25,458
I'll give you a carrot right away.

745
01:04:32,542 --> 01:04:36,792
Timmy's mother has 3 children.
The first was named April, the second one May.

746
01:04:37,417 --> 01:04:39,583
May, yes, April and May, ok.
I still follow, sure.

747
01:04:39,917 --> 01:04:42,375
What's the name of the third child?
- Timmy!

748
01:05:02,917 --> 01:05:03,875
Fuck...

749
01:05:04,292 --> 01:05:07,417
Who can I do business with
around here?

750
01:05:08,875 --> 01:05:10,167
We don't need anything.

751
01:05:10,917 --> 01:05:13,333
Pay up. Now.

752
01:05:15,917 --> 01:05:19,833
We're getting money tonight.
- Akelei, get the stuff.

753
01:05:22,792 --> 01:05:24,667
OK, chop chop.

754
01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:29,417
Hello?

755
01:05:31,500 --> 01:05:33,958
Tomorrow.
- Pardon?

756
01:05:34,167 --> 01:05:37,042
I'll pick up the snacks tomorrow.

757
01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:39,583
Are you refusing to do your job?
You're fired.

758
01:05:40,125 --> 01:05:42,125
Effective immediately.

759
01:05:50,958 --> 01:05:53,292
You're the best.

760
01:05:55,792 --> 01:05:58,000
Walput. Walput!

761
01:05:59,708 --> 01:06:03,583
My daughter was driving me insane.

762
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,125
Kos, get the sauce out of the cupboard
for the chicken marinade.

763
01:06:09,625 --> 01:06:10,917
You guys get the boxes.

764
01:06:11,125 --> 01:06:13,792
What about me?
- The potatoes for the fries.

765
01:06:14,250 --> 01:06:16,333
And carrots.

766
01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:22,792
Kos, I know a good recipe
that tastes like the real thing.

767
01:06:23,125 --> 01:06:27,167
What do you need?
- Peppercorns, tea, Chinese cleaver.

768
01:06:28,208 --> 01:06:30,958
A funnel, a towel
and a lot of bottles.

769
01:06:31,167 --> 01:06:33,583
Rum Suggestive.

770
01:06:35,917 --> 01:06:36,917
Here you go.

771
01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:40,417
The man about the house after all.

772
01:06:57,292 --> 01:06:59,292
I'll make them drunk.

773
01:06:59,542 --> 01:07:02,667
You?
- Like they've never been before.

774
01:07:03,125 --> 01:07:05,542
A big splash of rum.

775
01:07:06,167 --> 01:07:07,667
Mark my word.

776
01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:11,375
Be careful.
- It feels OK.

777
01:07:11,583 --> 01:07:13,000
Does it hurt?
- No.

778
01:07:15,458 --> 01:07:19,542
Kos, you're in luck.
My foot has healed.

779
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:24,167
I can participate in the beauty
contest again. Better, isn't it?

780
01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:28,667
Why you?
- It's for girls in bikinis.

781
01:07:28,875 --> 01:07:32,125
But I went to the rehearsal
and it went well.

782
01:07:32,333 --> 01:07:35,583
Just let Briek do it.
She's a girl.

783
01:07:36,125 --> 01:07:38,958
What if your wig falls off?
- This is about money, Kos.

784
01:07:39,167 --> 01:07:40,500
5000 euros.

785
01:07:41,708 --> 01:07:44,375
You can kiss Isabel in your spare time.
- What?

786
01:07:45,625 --> 01:07:47,417
First you didn't let me do anything...

787
01:07:47,625 --> 01:07:50,750
...then I had to become Miss
and now again you're not happy.

788
01:07:50,958 --> 01:07:54,125
We shouldn't take the risk.
- Isabel wants to let me win.

789
01:07:54,333 --> 01:07:55,917
For the money.

790
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:58,875
I promise that I'll win. Honestly.

791
01:08:00,292 --> 01:08:01,792
I vote for Kos.

792
01:08:04,917 --> 01:08:06,167
Me too.

793
01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:11,917
Me too.

794
01:08:33,250 --> 01:08:34,792
Good afternoon.
- Hello.

795
01:08:42,500 --> 01:08:44,417
This looks like real.

796
01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:57,917
Is everything in place?

797
01:09:06,583 --> 01:09:08,542
You look gorgeous.

798
01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:16,292
Kos.

799
01:09:50,083 --> 01:09:53,000
Kos has a huge crush on you.

800
01:09:55,833 --> 01:09:57,208
Really?

801
01:09:58,333 --> 01:09:59,500
But...

802
01:10:00,583 --> 01:10:03,333
...why doesn't he tell me himself?

803
01:10:05,167 --> 01:10:06,625
He's too scared.

804
01:10:06,833 --> 01:10:09,500
Boys. Really sick.

805
01:10:09,708 --> 01:10:13,000
They don't dare to be themselves.
- Right.

806
01:10:13,208 --> 01:10:15,167
Cowards.
- Right.

807
01:10:23,333 --> 01:10:24,500
How about you?

808
01:10:30,958 --> 01:10:32,167
Well?

809
01:10:34,333 --> 01:10:36,667
Don't tell anyone, OK?

810
01:10:37,458 --> 01:10:38,875
I swear.

811
01:10:39,333 --> 01:10:40,750
I am...

812
01:10:41,792 --> 01:10:46,125
Could you give me a hand with this?
- Sure.

813
01:10:48,667 --> 01:10:50,917
Some rum?
- Nice.

814
01:10:51,333 --> 01:10:53,792
Splash of rum.
- Piece of chicken?

815
01:10:57,458 --> 01:10:59,250
Tea?
- Thank you.

816
01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:04,167
Oh, delicious.

817
01:11:04,375 --> 01:11:05,542
A splash of rum?

818
01:11:30,625 --> 01:11:32,083
We're home again.

819
01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:43,292
<i>Debts</i>

820
01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:44,708
Jesus...

821
01:11:54,375 --> 01:11:56,125
The foreman of the jury.

822
01:11:56,333 --> 01:11:59,417
Ladies and gentlemen,
chicas and chicos...

823
01:11:59,625 --> 01:12:04,542
A warm welcome to the final
of the Miss Beach contest.

824
01:12:04,917 --> 01:12:09,750
Who will be the prettiest girl
of this coast?

825
01:12:15,417 --> 01:12:17,000
Hey, break a leg.

826
01:12:23,917 --> 01:12:27,083
Does this look all right?

827
01:12:29,500 --> 01:12:30,625
Yeah.

828
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:34,000
Hey, us against the rest?

829
01:12:36,250 --> 01:12:39,917
All candidates to the stage. Now.

830
01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:46,708
Did you fall?

831
01:12:50,417 --> 01:12:52,167
The candidates.

832
01:13:27,833 --> 01:13:30,750
I knew it.
You aren't even a girl.

833
01:13:31,333 --> 01:13:33,125
What's going on?

834
01:13:37,542 --> 01:13:40,708
Liar. He isn't even a girl.

835
01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:42,500
Jerk.

836
01:13:42,750 --> 01:13:44,375
Transvestite

837
01:13:55,083 --> 01:13:57,167
Filthy sexist.

838
01:13:58,542 --> 01:14:00,958
I knew this was going to happen.

839
01:14:01,167 --> 01:14:02,917
5000 euros gone.

840
01:14:03,125 --> 01:14:05,958
Why can't a boy participate
in a beauty contest?

841
01:14:06,167 --> 01:14:10,458
Girls are allowed to play soccer.
- But not in the national team.

842
01:14:10,667 --> 01:14:12,625
Transvestite

843
01:14:13,083 --> 01:14:14,250
Stop.

844
01:14:14,833 --> 01:14:16,250
Stop it.

845
01:14:17,292 --> 01:14:18,667
Beat it.

846
01:14:21,667 --> 01:14:24,167
Stop. Stop it.

847
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,875
Isabel, Isabel...

848
01:14:38,333 --> 01:14:39,667
...Isabel...

849
01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:42,833
I have a huge crush on you.

850
01:16:00,208 --> 01:16:01,708
For you.

851
01:16:02,542 --> 01:16:04,042
No.
- Yes.

852
01:16:04,250 --> 01:16:05,292
No.
- Yes.

853
01:16:05,500 --> 01:16:06,750
No.
- Yes.

854
01:16:08,083 --> 01:16:10,833
No.
- Not for you, but...

855
01:16:12,417 --> 01:16:14,083
For the hotel.

856
01:16:15,542 --> 01:16:17,000
You can borrow it.

857
01:16:20,583 --> 01:16:22,125
You'll get it back.

858
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,208
Now get out of here.

859
01:17:25,792 --> 01:17:27,792
And two, that makes 7000.

860
01:17:29,042 --> 01:17:31,458
Here you go.
- For a nice new camera.

861
01:17:32,208 --> 01:17:33,833
Now get lost.

862
01:17:46,125 --> 01:17:49,042
You guys are great.

863
01:17:58,500 --> 01:18:02,083
<i>Make me scared
go ahead</i>

864
01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:05,458
<i>but don't step on my heart</i>

865
01:18:06,042 --> 01:18:09,250
<i>You can beat me to a pulp
give me a real scare</i>

866
01:18:09,458 --> 01:18:14,000
<i>You can call me a turd
I honestly don't care</i>

867
01:18:17,958 --> 01:18:19,208
<i>Mom...</i>

868
01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:21,542
<i>... I wish you could see us.</i>

869
01:18:22,417 --> 01:18:24,042
<i>Our pavilion is packed again...</i>

870
01:18:24,250 --> 01:18:27,625
<i>... and your son dances with
the prettiest girl in the universe.</i>

871
01:18:29,125 --> 01:18:32,167
<i>And your three daughters
have fallen in love as well.</i>

872
01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:35,208
This is Bob, my date.

873
01:18:35,417 --> 01:18:38,208
Nice mustache, huh?
- Beautiful.

874
01:18:39,042 --> 01:18:43,250
He just has to lose some weight.
- Just like dad.

875
01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:47,917
<i>And dad has completely recovered.
Just like you knew him, mom.</i>

876
01:18:50,458 --> 01:18:53,333
<i>But don't step on my heart</i>

877
01:18:53,667 --> 01:18:57,042
<i>Set the house on fire
where I had my children</i>

878
01:19:02,417 --> 01:19:04,250
<i>And Pel is brilliant.</i>

879
01:19:05,042 --> 01:19:09,125
<i>She's the only one who knew all this time
that you're not really dead.</i>

880
01:19:10,375 --> 01:19:12,250
<i>Now I've told you everything.</i>

881
01:19:13,083 --> 01:19:15,042
<i>Now you know we're doing well.</i>

882
01:19:15,250 --> 01:19:19,333
<i>Not betterthan ever, that's not possible.
But almost as well as ever.</i>

883
01:19:19,542 --> 01:19:20,750
HOTEL THE BIG LOVE

884
01:19:20,958 --> 01:19:23,917
<i>I know you understand me.
Always.</i>

885
01:19:25,542 --> 01:19:26,625
<i>Kisses.</i>

886
01:19:27,667 --> 01:19:29,250
<i>From all of us.</i>

887
01:19:41,417 --> 01:19:43,708
I'm Kuyper, from Ajax.

888
01:19:45,667 --> 01:19:47,125
Dad.

889
01:19:48,667 --> 01:19:50,000
Of Kos.

890
01:19:55,875 --> 01:19:58,750
Me first.