LOONIES & PHONIES
Oh, it's just Simon Kroll.
Turn off the lights.
Where are you going?
I've got something to do.
Don't wake up the others.
Me? Who is the noisy one?
Come on, I'll show you how to creep around.
Anyone there? Who is it?
Can't a person get a glass of water?
Come on, you get water, too.
Stay close to the road.
Don't lock up. I'll be back soon.
Come on, little ducks...
Yngve's wonderful breakfast muesli.
Again.
I've had enough.
Sit down! Again.
You call yourself a musician...
(nutritious food for all dogs)
You look pretty tired.
Grandfather made a ruckus in the kitchen.
I couldn't get back to sleep.
Maybe it will be calmer today.
We can only hope.
Enjoy your meal.
Thank you.
I've fixed the birds.
I know.
- There were quite a lot. - I know.
What's wrong?
Good morning. In with you now. Good morning.
Why's the door closed?
Is it a surprise?
You could say that.
Get the window open!
- What are you doing? - Nature studies.
They're gone now, Miss.
It's over now.
What was this good for?
It was me.
What?
It wasn't my intention.
It wasn't your intention?
That there would be so many.
It was my fault.
They were my birds.
Your birds?
I said I had birds but I didn't.
I was supposed to present them today.
Then Simon came up with these.
The rest of you can go.
I want to talk alone to Simon and Isak.
Farewell, darling.
So take a seat.
Well, Simon.
You understand I will have to talk to your parents — and to Isak's.
Master Duvan said he found you in the girl's locker room.
Are you listening?
Are you?
Yes
First there was trying to cheat, and now with the birds.
I will discuss this with your parents so we can put an end to this.
Come on now, Stefan! Come on!
What happened with Miss Arlan?
Miss Arlan is going to talk to my Mom.
She seemed very put out.
She must not like birds, Isak? You think?
Fucking cool — check it out!
I thought we were even! I thought we were friends!
It just happened.
Just happened?
There were too many!
Isak!
Does the Kroll family live here?
Are you from the hospital?
What hospital?
Come for the crazy man?
He came a couple days ago.
He had on boots and long underwear.
Hear that! He plays double bass in the middle of the night.
I'm here on a different case.
Then about the guy. You're from the insurance company.
Your case is to get the estimate!
The man with the weird hat and the long hair...
he lives with the daughter of the crazy old man.
- What has he done? - What has he done?
He ran over my garden.
And through the fence then up and down on the lawn.
Then he mowed down the beehive.
I am not from any insurance company.
You come for the kid?
Yes.
Is he being removed? Yes, well, better off without the mother.
She tried to steal my dog.
Steal your dog?
But the kid is good. Leaned that in school I suppose.
I couldn't say.
Thanks for the information.
Stand still. I can't paint if you are not standing still.
You must hold your stomach.
It must be the model.
So glad you could come so quickly.
And coat...
This is Yngve. He is not a professional.
- Hello. - Hello.
I squeeze there, so...
What a lovely body. It has certainly been through a lot.
If you add up here... Perfect!
Arm through... Relax.
Keep your eyes on the world as it lays at your feet.
Sorry to stress you, but I have to get this to the magazine.
I'll be a picture of the joy of life. A mature, plump woman...
... and a Roman god surrounded by love, dark,..
lust and play, love and folly.
There's some mistake.
Yes, instead you should look bored.
It'd be rotten to enjoy all that. Can you put your feet up?
I don't think so. I miss...
You should have the right to enjoy life too.
Yngve, you need not stand there anymore.
It's about his son. There have been problems in school.
We're sorry... Relax the left arm.
Is it serious?
I don't know what to do.
Well, I'm no expert.
You still have to speak up.
Of course.
You can relax...
You can talk, I'll listen.
He comes in late.
It's like he needs to prove he is tough.
He was found inside the girls' locker room.
And he cheats...
Something like it is...
It sounds serious.
Is that all you have to say?
Forgive me, but I'm in such a crazy hurry.
I have promised the magazine.
Thank you for talking.
You should be proud of your son.
MY son?
He plays tough to seem grown up. My kid is like that also. Bye.
She did not understand! I meant HER son!
Here is your coat... and she has no son.
Bye.
Let go! Let go!
Tell me what you are up to!
What do you care?
Why are you pretending to be a guy?
You don't give a shit!
Simone!
Stop, Simone!
Stop then, Simone!
Come down! Come down! Hell!
Never.
Don't you think this is dangerous?
You are fucking crazy!
If you want to catch me you'll have to come up!
No! Stay away!
- Nearly got you! - You'll fall!
Stay away!
Yngve, you fucking twat hat!
Help me.
I'm coming.
Simone! Help me!
Help me, then.
You can't say anything.
You can't tell anyone about it.
I have to do it myself.
Otherwise, it'll just make things worse.
Like you might end up kissing girls?
- Help me down. - Sure.
What is it?
It hurts.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Come...
Where have you been?
We climbed the tree.
He's a great climber.
All that work!
They did not want it, huh?
The assholes!
Ouch!
What is it with your foot?
Sprained. Might be broken.
We must go to the hospital.
We eat first.
Tomorrow we go to Moja.
In this weather!
Tomorrow will be bright and sunny, my friends.
So, eat now.
English Subtitles by Bill Davis