1 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:35,619 English subs by jeremys TNT 2018 2 00:01:17,820 --> 00:01:19,379 Shit. 3 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,519 No! 4 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:39,010 If that isn't our new neighbours... 5 00:01:43,829 --> 00:01:45,470 Huh? What? 6 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:49,044 Children. The new neighbours. 7 00:01:49,393 --> 00:01:50,615 Yes! Yes! 8 00:01:51,885 --> 00:01:53,185 What sort of kids? 9 00:01:53,517 --> 00:01:54,772 Ugly kids. 10 00:01:54,859 --> 00:01:56,303 Nice! nice. 11 00:01:58,310 --> 00:02:01,644 Kids of about ten - boys - 2. 12 00:02:01,793 --> 00:02:02,436 Oh. 13 00:02:03,015 --> 00:02:05,086 Oh yeah, oh yeah. 14 00:02:39,050 --> 00:02:41,096 They should eat some vegetables. 15 00:02:41,381 --> 00:02:44,279 No, it's just good they're eating at all. 16 00:02:45,930 --> 00:02:47,149 Vegetables are an illusion. 17 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:49,085 No, vegetables are absolutely not an illusion. 18 00:02:49,371 --> 00:02:52,001 Many things are an illusion, but vegetables are not one of them. 19 00:02:53,669 --> 00:02:55,379 This isn't getting anywhere. 20 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:57,632 You starting something? Because I'm losing weight? 21 00:02:58,179 --> 00:03:00,001 They started it. 22 00:03:02,201 --> 00:03:04,200 [English - Saved by the bell!] 23 00:03:17,460 --> 00:03:20,248 Oh, please excuse me, carry on with your meal. 24 00:03:20,537 --> 00:03:22,851 We've moved in next door. 25 00:03:23,310 --> 00:03:25,370 I thought we should come and introduce ourselves. 26 00:03:25,719 --> 00:03:27,179 We can come back later. 27 00:03:27,270 --> 00:03:28,939 I didn't realise it was dinner time. 28 00:03:29,090 --> 00:03:31,686 No no no, our new neighbours are more important than food. 29 00:03:32,505 --> 00:03:33,549 Welcome to Lelystad. 30 00:03:33,651 --> 00:03:34,374 Thank you. 31 00:03:35,161 --> 00:03:38,312 I'm Tomer and Elias' mother 32 00:03:38,709 --> 00:03:40,730 and this is Tomer, this is Elias. 33 00:03:40,769 --> 00:03:43,080 Hi, Tomer and Elias! 34 00:03:44,081 --> 00:03:45,026 Clearly. 35 00:03:45,628 --> 00:03:47,259 OK, look, We won't disturb you any more. 36 00:03:47,779 --> 00:03:49,620 When you guys have time come and see us. 37 00:03:49,834 --> 00:03:51,032 There'll always be a warm welcome 38 00:03:52,838 --> 00:03:54,881 We'll remember that, won't we, boys? 39 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,789 Do you have a baby as well? 40 00:04:02,255 --> 00:04:03,759 It's actually a monster 41 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,287 OK, let's go. 42 00:04:06,311 --> 00:04:07,710 Say goodbye to the boys. 43 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:08,805 Bye. 44 00:04:09,218 --> 00:04:10,609 See you later, take care! 45 00:04:10,672 --> 00:04:12,275 Yeah, you too! 46 00:04:18,304 --> 00:04:20,955 What lovely new neighbours, eh? 47 00:04:22,288 --> 00:04:24,406 One lovely new neighbour, you mean. 48 00:04:24,668 --> 00:04:26,489 Hey, that's not what I meant. 49 00:04:26,676 --> 00:04:28,238 It'll be good for them - 50 00:04:28,739 --> 00:04:30,398 Other kids, new kids. 51 00:04:30,992 --> 00:04:33,920 Well I think they suck. They're stupid. Can't they speak? 52 00:04:34,071 --> 00:04:35,797 Just as long as they know this isn't their street, it's our street. 53 00:04:35,821 --> 00:04:36,900 It's our street. 54 00:04:37,389 --> 00:04:39,250 But you don't even know them! 55 00:04:39,289 --> 00:04:40,535 They're called Tomer and Elias 56 00:04:40,716 --> 00:04:42,716 and we're NEVER going to see them again! 57 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,692 Uh yeah, sure. 58 00:05:19,302 --> 00:05:20,780 How much do you love me? 59 00:05:56,073 --> 00:05:58,089 Do you actually know what sex is? 60 00:05:58,113 --> 00:06:00,383 Uh... No-o-o.. I don't. 61 00:06:02,589 --> 00:06:03,951 Come here. 62 00:06:14,180 --> 00:06:17,019 Sex is what people do when they're together. 63 00:06:18,717 --> 00:06:19,947 Like you and me? 64 00:06:24,302 --> 00:06:25,039 Well? 65 00:06:25,979 --> 00:06:29,303 No. It's not the same thing. That's different. 66 00:06:29,787 --> 00:06:31,327 So we're different? 67 00:06:32,379 --> 00:06:33,644 Yes, you know we are. 68 00:06:33,945 --> 00:06:36,842 We're not Mum and Dad. 69 00:06:37,453 --> 00:06:39,274 We're together, like the twins 70 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:40,654 because we belong together, 71 00:06:41,321 --> 00:06:43,258 or like Tomer and Elias. 72 00:06:44,917 --> 00:06:45,734 OK. 73 00:06:50,819 --> 00:06:53,637 You know what it is? 74 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,360 We're not in love with each other 75 00:06:57,789 --> 00:06:59,677 We belong together - 76 00:07:01,540 --> 00:07:02,865 that's the difference. 77 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:05,494 Yes 78 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:22,536 Psst 79 00:07:23,885 --> 00:07:27,542 I have to go to sleep. 80 00:07:38,352 --> 00:07:40,098 The monster has no-one. 81 00:07:40,449 --> 00:07:41,979 that's why he cries so much. 82 00:07:59,835 --> 00:08:01,263 Our mother bought a tube 83 00:08:01,874 --> 00:08:03,287 and I was in it. 84 00:08:03,469 --> 00:08:05,449 Then a year later she bought another tube 85 00:08:05,879 --> 00:08:07,400 and that was my brother's. 86 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,725 We do have fathers like everyone else, 87 00:08:09,987 --> 00:08:11,082 but we don't know them. 88 00:08:11,913 --> 00:08:13,859 My mother doesn't want to know them either. 89 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,970 She thinks it's cosy and comfortable without a man. 90 00:08:18,579 --> 00:08:19,914 She thinks men are nice 91 00:08:20,092 --> 00:08:22,816 But she only lives for the two men in her life, 92 00:08:22,888 --> 00:08:24,229 and they are Elias and me. 93 00:08:25,945 --> 00:08:28,334 Thank you for sharing that. 94 00:08:28,568 --> 00:08:30,343 Has anyone got a question for Tomer? 95 00:08:32,830 --> 00:08:34,467 Is Elias your real brother? 96 00:08:34,779 --> 00:08:35,529 No. 97 00:08:35,630 --> 00:08:38,102 Our whole family is made up of individuals. 98 00:08:39,076 --> 00:08:40,774 Does anyone else have a question? 99 00:08:42,129 --> 00:08:45,317 OK. Thanks very much Tomer for your special story. 100 00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:46,873 I'm sure you'll soon make friends. 101 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,173 Go back to your seat now. 102 00:08:57,097 --> 00:08:58,097 Hey! 103 00:09:00,919 --> 00:09:02,402 Do you like football? 104 00:09:02,426 --> 00:09:03,291 Uh, sometimes. 105 00:09:03,315 --> 00:09:04,506 Do you want to play? 106 00:09:04,749 --> 00:09:05,606 Sure... 107 00:09:05,987 --> 00:09:07,919 ...but another time. 108 00:09:12,204 --> 00:09:13,345 Bye Tomer! 109 00:09:25,919 --> 00:09:27,673 Lelystad's such a gorgeous place! 110 00:09:30,929 --> 00:09:32,421 Lelystad's such a gorgeous place. 111 00:09:39,616 --> 00:09:40,964 Gorgeous neighbour more like it. 112 00:09:44,688 --> 00:09:46,849 They're all individual people. 113 00:09:51,473 --> 00:09:52,658 As if I didn't know! 114 00:09:56,382 --> 00:09:57,182 Hmm. 115 00:09:57,557 --> 00:10:00,517 I don't understand why you make such a fuss about it all the time. 116 00:10:01,248 --> 00:10:02,645 Tomer and Elias are stupid. 117 00:10:02,684 --> 00:10:03,850 Hey hey, watch your mouth! 118 00:10:24,070 --> 00:10:27,485 If I ever see you with any of that lot 119 00:10:28,001 --> 00:10:29,342 then we're not together any more. 120 00:10:29,898 --> 00:10:31,033 You got that? 121 00:10:33,970 --> 00:10:34,960 Of course. 122 00:10:53,803 --> 00:10:55,598 We're all sitting on top of each other. 123 00:10:57,872 --> 00:11:00,396 Isn't it cosy sitting on top of each other, sweetheart? 124 00:11:06,136 --> 00:11:08,699 Yes, sure, very cosy. Off. 125 00:11:09,989 --> 00:11:12,650 Cosiness is fine, but space is important too. 126 00:11:12,899 --> 00:11:15,154 Look at our new neighbours - there are only three of them. 127 00:11:15,622 --> 00:11:17,095 How will we cope with what we have? 128 00:11:19,396 --> 00:11:20,341 With more? 129 00:11:22,869 --> 00:11:24,740 How to deal with the situation as it is. 130 00:11:25,169 --> 00:11:26,199 Look - useful tips. 131 00:11:26,399 --> 00:11:30,876 Tip: "Large families need space to develop as individuals." 132 00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:34,489 I want a new dining table. 133 00:11:35,590 --> 00:11:36,959 Long. Wide. 134 00:11:37,860 --> 00:11:40,645 But that will take up a lot more space. 135 00:11:40,748 --> 00:11:42,544 It's fine as it is. 136 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,267 Oh, oh you think it's fine as it is? 137 00:11:45,418 --> 00:11:46,029 Yes. 138 00:11:46,799 --> 00:11:48,390 I haven't noticed much of that lately. 139 00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:51,890 Anyway, there's no harm in taking a look. 140 00:11:51,990 --> 00:11:53,160 There's a sale on. 141 00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:54,487 Why not? 142 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,321 Right, we'll leave after breakfast. 143 00:11:57,179 --> 00:11:58,739 Cool, we'll stay at home together, 144 00:11:58,889 --> 00:12:01,039 and you can take the monster and the twins with you. 145 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,934 Yes! We'll stay at home together! 146 00:12:04,304 --> 00:12:05,363 GOD DAMMIT!!! 147 00:12:08,789 --> 00:12:09,499 See? 148 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:10,613 More space. 149 00:12:11,494 --> 00:12:12,447 We need it. 150 00:12:13,648 --> 00:12:14,850 Oh what a shot! 151 00:12:18,059 --> 00:12:19,449 Go for the red! 152 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:20,873 Definitely not! 153 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:28,343 Your loss 154 00:12:29,471 --> 00:12:30,458 Yes! 155 00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:31,664 Yes! 156 00:12:32,909 --> 00:12:34,712 Now what you got to say? 157 00:12:51,419 --> 00:12:52,919 There's Tomer and Elias 158 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:54,943 Suckers. 159 00:12:55,879 --> 00:12:57,351 Maybe they're really OK. 160 00:12:57,756 --> 00:12:58,740 No, they're not. 161 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,639 What are you doing? 162 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,060 He's in the same class as me. 163 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,762 Don't answer it. 164 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:15,730 Why not? 165 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,474 But they must have seen us already. 166 00:13:17,498 --> 00:13:18,299 Doesn't matter. 167 00:13:18,370 --> 00:13:21,419 Pretend they don't exist. 168 00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:35,076 They'll probably try again later. 169 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:37,521 We have to let them see we're not interested. 170 00:13:37,919 --> 00:13:40,178 We'll go upstairs where they can't see us. 171 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,066 Come on. 172 00:13:53,756 --> 00:13:55,090 Do you like that Tomer? 173 00:13:56,018 --> 00:13:57,114 Yeah, he's really nice. 174 00:13:58,085 --> 00:13:59,093 Who do you like better? 175 00:14:00,238 --> 00:14:01,020 Tomer. 176 00:14:01,171 --> 00:14:02,640 I didn't mean between Tomer and Elias, 177 00:14:02,664 --> 00:14:03,759 I meant between Tomer and me. 178 00:14:03,783 --> 00:14:04,981 Who do you like better? 179 00:14:10,147 --> 00:14:11,437 Come over here. 180 00:14:13,599 --> 00:14:14,617 I've been thinking. 181 00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:17,149 I was wrong. 182 00:14:17,996 --> 00:14:20,079 Maybe we're not so different from all the others. 183 00:14:20,524 --> 00:14:22,849 and we do need sex to stay together - 184 00:14:23,595 --> 00:14:24,945 same as Mum and Dad. 185 00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:26,510 Ok? 186 00:14:27,351 --> 00:14:29,419 I can try, but I don't know what to do. 187 00:14:30,249 --> 00:14:31,554 It can't be that difficult. 188 00:14:31,816 --> 00:14:32,665 But... 189 00:14:33,134 --> 00:14:34,784 Mum and dad will be home soon. 190 00:14:35,201 --> 00:14:36,645 Mum and Dad won't come home. 191 00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:37,906 Or... 192 00:14:38,255 --> 00:14:40,102 maybe Tomer and Elias will come back. 193 00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:42,015 They can't see us, 194 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,813 so we pretend they're not there. 195 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,391 OK, we can try it. 196 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:50,573 OK. 197 00:14:50,804 --> 00:14:51,892 Take your clothes off. 198 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,902 What now? Is this it? 199 00:15:07,434 --> 00:15:10,642 No. We have to lie down and close our eyes. 200 00:15:47,519 --> 00:15:48,430 Ready? 201 00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:52,378 Do you love me? 202 00:15:52,697 --> 00:15:53,277 Yep. 203 00:15:54,126 --> 00:15:55,173 How much? 204 00:15:56,967 --> 00:15:58,039 That's not enough.