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LOONIES & PHONIES

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Isak!

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Isak!

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Help me!

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Simon!

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I've got cramps!

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Don't leave me!

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Don't leave me!

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Calm down! You'll drag me down.

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We won't make it!

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We can do it! We can!

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- What is it?
- I don't know.

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Simon! Simon!

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Here we are!

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I can handle myself now.

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What happened anyway?

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Pull them up from the stern.

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Who's talking about quitting?

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- We're not finished yet.
- Are we?

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You have to give it up.

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The others have called the police.

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We'll compete some other time.

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Here's the towel.

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We brought your clothes.

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Thanks.

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Now let's get back.

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No, row us to the shed.

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I don't want to go
back to those idiots.

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Aye, aye, captain.

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A little to the left.

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To the right. Straight ahead.
It'll correct.

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A little to the right.

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Grab the edge. I'll stop here.

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Sure you want to do this?

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Yes.

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Tell Kattis it was a
very nice celebration.

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Here we go! Bye!

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Should we hang the clothes
over the stove?

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Yeah.

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You're insane!

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Have you been a girl all this time?

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Of course.

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But...

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I'm actually Simone.

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Simone?

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Yes. Simone.

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Simone.

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You piss-rat...

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Baboon-ass...

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Skunk-fart.

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Toad-filth.

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Simone, you're insane!

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Oh, I know. I know.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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What time is it?

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Half past eight.

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We'll be late for school.

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Anna will be presenting
her walking sticks.

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I like you.

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And I you.

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They'll want to know where we are.

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I'll... See you at school later.

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I have to go home and change.

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Like this?

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Don't you care that we
were worried — huh?

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You've been out all night!

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You can't behave like that!.

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It's a fucking way to act is all!

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Does this look good?

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We haven't slept a wink!

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Yngve was out looking on his bicycle!

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I was telephoning your classmates!

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Anything could have happened.

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I had Isak with me.

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Isak?

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A guy from class.

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Can I borrow your lipstick?

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What are you laughing at?

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What's funny?

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Tell us what's funny!

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Why can't you be normal?
Tell me then!

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Little Mama...
Don't worry.

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- Where are going?
- Off to school!

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Hey, watch out!

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Hello. Excuse me.

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- Where are you going?
- To Miss Arlan's class.

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The praying mantis often protects
them from being eaten.

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Some look like withered grass,
other like broken twigs.

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As protection, many stick insects
have sting glands...

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What are sting glands?

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Well, they go...

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They can expel a liquid that
stinks and it's corrosive...

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Oh, heck, that's disgusting!

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What do you want?

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It's me. It's just me

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Simon!

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Ah, actually it's Simone!

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What?

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Simone — a French name.

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Is this some kind of joke?

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No, it's true.

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I'm not a boy. I'm a girl.

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Now you go home and put on
proper clothes, Simon!

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Simone.

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Can I continue now?

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NO!

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Help me!

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I'm sorry.

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Stop now.

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I'm not a guy.

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A girl!

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And I was in love with her!

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All right then,
it's as you say.

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You are a girl...

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and I am a walking stick.

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And now is the praying mantis.

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Hello.

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Simon! She thought you were a girl!

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You're huge!

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You think she's not?

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But it can't be.

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She IS a She.

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A girl.

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I'm sorry.

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It's okay, Simone.

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Is it really you?

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Kilroy! He's back!

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But he's filthy!

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He probably needs a bath.

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Come, into the wash.

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Come, on boy... come, come

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Is that you?

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Yes

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I thought I would sit here...
for a little while.

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Feel better, now?

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It almost seems as if...

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the devils are leaving you alone,
for a change.

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You may find it feels
a bit empty...

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You may come to miss...

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the suffering...

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the things that burdened you.

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- Isn't that strange?
- Yes.

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Then it is best that I
go to bed, my crow.

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Do you remember?

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You taught me the constellations.

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Now I do not remember a single one.

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Aren't you going to bed?

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Yeah, I'm coming.

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You know, Simone,

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I think it is almost time.

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I have invited some friends
to come here tomorrow night.

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It's a sort of a...

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farewell party.

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Understand?

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It's not true.
You can not die.

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I am curious what will happen.

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Nutcases like it unsafe.

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Only the normal want to
know what to expect.

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Sleep now.

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Then... What happens next?

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All clear?

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Then we begin.

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I love you all!

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Father...

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- Father, how are you?
- It's good.

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Just fine.

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Let the party continue.

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Simone!

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Come with me?

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Where?

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Not far.

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Okay.

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English Subtitles by
Bill Davis