1 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:17,840 LOONIES & PHONIES 2 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:17,040 So, yes... 3 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:29,680 You'll do fine... 4 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:53,680 -- Humming "Ja må du leva" --- (Traditional Swedish Birthday Song) 5 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,960 Simone... Can not you be a little quieter? 6 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:12,240 Mom, I made a cake. 7 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,800 Cake? 8 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,160 For my birthday. 9 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,160 Oh, Sweetheart... 10 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,560 Forgive me. 11 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,120 I would forget it! 12 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,440 - You are not mad, huh? - No. 13 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,560 You need a gift. 14 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:00,760 Mom, I don't need a gift. 15 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,840 I don't need a gift. 16 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:08,600 I do not need a gift, Mom. 17 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,760 What talk is that? 18 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,880 You should have a present on your birthday 19 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,360 I don't need a present. 20 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,720 Here you go. 21 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,600 You know what that is? 22 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,840 A glass ball. 23 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,440 A crystal ball. 24 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,720 It was your grandfather's grandmother's. 25 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:40,360 God knows what horrors it has predicted... 26 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:46,080 Nice name. 27 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:49,320 You might see your great love. 28 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,120 If you found Yngve in it I do not credit it much. 29 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:55,640 Simone! 30 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:59,240 We'll have a birthday party 31 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,760 ...and moving feast in one. 32 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,720 Hey, it's Olga. 33 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:19,560 I'm calling to... 34 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,360 Nice pose, Simone! Stay still. 35 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:27,360 We are moving today... 36 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,480 and thought we'd have potluck at six. 37 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,680 He might turn up... 38 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,400 You are welcome to come. 39 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,560 Answer the phone, Simone? 40 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:14,320 Hey, it's Yngve. Congratulations. Is your mom there? 41 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:18,640 - No. - Can you turn down the TV? 42 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,040 Turn down the TV! 43 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,920 I can't. 44 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,440 Why haven't you left yet? 45 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,360 Mom's not here. 46 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:37,120 Tell her we can move in tomorrow. 47 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,640 Kilroy, what is it? 48 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,400 Who rang? 49 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,200 Wrong number. 50 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,440 Culture can go on! 51 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,640 And the rest of it? 52 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:02,440 Maybe. But let the party go on. 53 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:29,120 I've probably forgotten something... 54 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,600 Are you sad? 55 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:17,440 No, it's just so beautiful. 56 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:58,960 Kilroy! 57 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,320 Kilroy! 58 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,920 How could you? You nutcase! 59 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:44,360 Why can't you be normal Piss! 60 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:52,000 But Simone... Stop it! What is it? 61 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:55,640 How could you forget him? 62 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,080 What have I forgotten? 63 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,520 Kilroy, my dog! 64 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:06,120 Kilroy. My God... 65 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:24,480 You'll see him again. 66 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:50,520 - Hello. Are you new neighbours? - Yes. 67 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,440 My name is Bert... Bert Axelsson. 68 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,440 Yngve Laurin. 69 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:59,760 It was my aunt's house. 70 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:03,040 Let me know if you want to borrow brushes. 71 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:08,440 Glaziers' putty, I also have a brush cutter... 72 00:12:12,960 --> 00:12:15,080 I have bees. 73 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,640 If you want honey... 74 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,520 Thanks. Decent of you. 75 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,520 I'll have to ask the family. See you. 76 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,960 Let me know if you are going out fishing. 77 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:45,440 I catch herring and perch metar. 78 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,640 And we cast for pike. 79 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,760 Ah yes, that sounds nice. 80 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:07,600 Here I am. 81 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,480 Was it just you... 82 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,520 You seem to be put out. 83 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,560 I brought you a present. 84 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,440 Happy belated birthday. 85 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,640 How nice. Did you remember? 86 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:45,560 Open it, let's see what it is. 87 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:52,840 A dog leash. 88 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,760 It's a dog leash. 89 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,360 What's wrong? 90 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,960 I forgot Kilroy in the move. 91 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:08,200 We're going to see if he's at the apartment. 92 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,800 Drive carefully. 93 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,880 Kilroy! Kilroy! 94 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:02,080 Kilroy! Kilroy! 95 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,080 Kilroy! 96 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:32,760 We'll keep looking on the way home. Come on. 97 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,800 - Have you seen a white dog? - No. 98 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,880 I'll be late for school. 99 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:51,520 The main thing is that we find Kilroy. 100 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:56,240 - Have you seen a white Iceland Tips? - No. 101 00:15:57,080 --> 00:16:01,760 Have you seen a dog? A white Iceland Tips? 102 00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:08,800 Have you seen a dog? 103 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,720 Can't you say Yes or No? 104 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,680 Fucking queer! 105 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,720 It's hopeless. 106 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,960 I know he'll come back. 107 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,440 He could be run over! 108 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,200 He could be dead! 109 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,040 Kilroy! 110 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,920 Is that you, Simone? 111 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,440 Where's Kilroy? 112 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,760 Find your dog? 113 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,720 Find your dog? 114 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,280 No! 115 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,000 We'll place an ad! 116 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,360 What are you looking for? 117 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:06,080 The address of the new school. I've got to get there. 118 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,880 No, you can't go with hair like that... 119 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,840 on the first day of a new school. 120 00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,320 Go and tidy up! 121 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,760 - Get up there. - Piss. 122 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,880 This good enough? 123 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,680 Simone! 124 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,080 Let go of my dog, shit man! 125 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,360 This is most brazen! 126 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,160 Let go of my dog, otherwise I scream! 127 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,920 I'm warning you. 128 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:31,280 First, my dog, now innocent women! Are you perverted? 129 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:32,680 Is he bothing you? 130 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:36,840 He's nuts! He has stolen my dog! 131 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,760 Now, release the dog! And damned fast! 132 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,520 Come... 133 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,320 That's not Kilroy. 134 00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,600 But Simone... 135 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,120 Where are you going? 136 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,600 The school bell! 137 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,120 But the dog... 138 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,960 Hello... 139 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:33,200 "Do you want me something so we meet there" 140 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:40,520 "Come lilies and Aquilegia Come roses and salivia" 141 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,720 "Come sweet jar mint..." 142 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,200 Excuse me. Should I be here? 143 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,320 Pull the curtain. 144 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,760 Are you the new student? 145 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,520 We expected you this morning. 146 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,120 I went the wrong way. 147 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,040 If you've been wandering around this long, it's best if you rest. 148 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,960 Sit by the window. 149 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:49,960 David! 150 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,880 I'm Isak. 151 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,760 What are you smiling at? 152 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,240 Quiet! 153 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:34,160 So we welcome a new boy, 154 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,400 Simon, welcome to the class. 155 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,360 I hope you'll like it, Simon. 156 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,280 Simon... 157 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:46,400 Simon! 158 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,800 Me? 159 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,800 Who else? 160 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,080 Yes Ma'am, that'll be fine. 161 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,880 Look up page 54. 162 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,120 Simon. 163 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:18,120 We just saw a film about chimpanzees. 164 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:29,960 For tomorrow, I would like you to find out more about chimpanzees. 165 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,320 - Piss-rat! - Baboon-ass! 166 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,280 - Skunk-fart! - Toad-filth! 167 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000 You may talk at the break. 168 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:45,520 Isak, you can show Simon the school. 169 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,440 I will. 170 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,040 Shit! 171 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,000 Check out the jacket! 172 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,160 What's he doing now? 173 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,520 What're you doing? 174 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,520 Following you. 175 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,280 Why are you doing that? 176 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,360 So you can show me around. 177 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,760 What are you doing down there? 178 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,880 He slipped on a spot... 179 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,720 and, he hit his lip. 180 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,760 So, I tried to help him up. I fell... 181 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,400 and hit my nose. 182 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,600 What's your name? 183 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:21,960 My name? 184 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,080 You do have a name? 185 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,440 Simon. 186 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,200 Simon. I'll remember. 187 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,480 Now go and wash up. 188 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,440 So - the excitement is over. 189 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:41,240 - He's a bit strange. - He's cute. 190 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,600 Now you're in love with him... 191 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,840 English Subtitles By Bill Davis